Before you read this and make the assumption that I am on a mind altering substance, or have gone insane, let me explain what I was writing. I was on assignment from Mrs. Walker, my Creative Writing teacher, to write a stream of conciousness paper continuously for fifteen minutes without lifting my fingers from the keyboard. I was assigned a few words to include in my writing from a dictionary, among them are, derringer, Mezuzah, receptacle, and withdraw. Now, without further adue, I present to you, my assignment!
A derringer is a funny word. I don’t really know what it is used for, but I know that if I was indeed given one I would probably go crazy with it. A small pistol, probably used to assassinate important political figures or something like that. Politics… I hate learning about it, but I love being taught by Mr. Alexander. He’s just so funny and has a dry humor that makes me laugh so much. Another word I was given, (by my friend Nichelle) was Mezuzah, I’m not one hundred percent sure what it was actually used for, all I know is that it is a small container that has something to do with Biblical Passage. I’m sure they were very important in the time of the Pharoahs and…. Kings and whatnot, but I could really care less that they survived hundreds of years or however long they’ve been around. Well… that’s not necessarily true…. Because if those things weren’t around the parchment that the Bible was written on could have potentially perished and I would be without a religion! Well… Assuming god didn’t bother to save our race anyways. Oh! I have a message from my friend. J I’m going to stop writing for two seconds so I can read it, and respond. Hold on a second Mrs. Walker. Oh dang. I need to get on my Mr. Payson stuff. Audrey reminded me… I need to make a poster and… what is that thing…. Oh yeah! A Cake. I am going to make a lion shaped cake, only super freaking awesome because it needs to be so cool that other people want to eat it, and not throw it in a receptacle ;) did you enjoy how I threw in my word I was supposed to use into the sentence and incorporated it? I thought you might. Oop! Another text. Brb…. Umm…. Sorry about the Smileys and texting lingo. My mind is still on it. I’m not sure if I’m doing this assignment right, but I hope that you accept it! If not then I would definitely be disappointed. You thought I was going to say, “Cry” didn’t’ you? AHHAHAHHAHAHHAH I fooled you! Do do do….. Not one hundred percent sure what to talk about now…. Hmm… there once was a man who owned a Deringer. He decided that he was going to go steal the most important Mezuzah in the world from the president. That bet that John Wilkes boothe used one… anyways… As the man was nearing the president, he decided that it would be better to not go to prison, so he snuck up behind the president and grabbed for the Mezuzah. Unfortunately he missed and ended up grabbing his wallet. He withdrew the cash that was inside of it, then threw away the wallet. He then reached for the Mezuzah again. Just as he was about to grab it the secret service saw him.. They pulled out their Deringer’s and prepared to fire upon him. He surrendered and threw himself at the ground. It was too late though because my time is up and I’m finished writing :D Goodbye!
